Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
