your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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