i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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