Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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