So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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