Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Randomize
