Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My apartment stinks of burning failure
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
