It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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