boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
ok first of all what the fuck
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