I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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