Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
