and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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