so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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