Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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