VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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