Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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