im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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