So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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