Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He shit in the fireplace
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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