Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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