shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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