i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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