I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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