Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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