On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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