so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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