okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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