have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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