I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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