And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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