How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All the doctor said was why
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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