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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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