party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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