I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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