Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think my moral compass just broke
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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