I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
But break dance skills will only take you so far
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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