my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I die, sorry about rent.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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