I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh god the rape fog is back!
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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