no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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