I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
