I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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