I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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