I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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