I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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