That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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