What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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