Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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