we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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