so let's talk penis.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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