Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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